(Recession + Poor Q4 Sales)*Discounts = Merry Christmas!

Since I am a mathlete, let me break this down for you algebraically...
Any way you add it, multiply it, divide it, square it, find the limit of it - you are saving some major bucks* this Holiday Season. Every where you go there is a Friends and Family event, a Black Friday before Black Friday sale, a going out of business liquidation. It is a sign of the times my friend...and that sign says "SALE."

Before you shop, make sure you check my favorite sale sites so you have your coupon** in hand.

• www.retailmenot.com
• www.dealigg.com
• www.slickdeals.net (go to the forums)
• my all time favorite - google it girl!
• or email me if your butt is too lazy to look

And as a professional mathlete, I have to remind you to check your math. Or you may end up like my friend KDog who unfortunately exchanged her great deal for a good deal. Bring your calculator or me (minus the children, who will compound the price you pay in more ways than one) and lets get our shop on!

*Bucks subject to current exchange rate, which currently equals sucks.
**Please shop responsibly. Just because you have checks doesn't mean you have money.